Zelda

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"Here is reality in a nutshell: 1) In the beginning, an infinite number of zeros were all together in a single Genesis Point. This was the Cosmic Origin, the origin of all things, the mathematical dead centre of existence. The Genesis Point was dimensionless, extensionless, purely mental. In terms of material reality, it was “nothing”; completely undetectable. Just two numbers characterised the Genesis Point – zero and infinity. No other numbers existed. 2) In reality, the Pythagorean arche is just one number – zero – of which there are infinite instances. Zero is the fundamental unit of existence – the monad. There are infinite monads, which, mathematically, are dimensionless points. Thus it can truly be said that the universe came from nothing, or, to be more precise, from Zero. It came from an immaterial dimensionless point, containing an infinite number of dimensional points. In Kabbalah, the Aleph is defined as the point that contains all other points. This is the perfect definition of the Genesis Point. The Aleph is where everything begins. The cosmos starts and ends with zero. Zero is the boundary of what can be. 3) How do infinite zeros become a physical universe? They manage it mathematically, naturally. Existence is all about how infinite zeros are converted into all the numbers between zero and infinity. This conversion takes place in an astoundingly simple way. All of the zeros, the dimensionless points, emerge from the Genesis Point into a six-dimensional universe consisting of three real and three “imaginary” dimensions (they’re not imaginary at all, of course; mathematically, they are actually just a ninety degree rotation of the real dimensions in a special direction outwith “real space”). The remarkable mathematical properties of the six-dimensional universe automatically create space and time – i.e. dimensionality – and hence the physical universe, in the event called the Big Bang. 4) But the story does not end there. The zeros emerge from the Genesis Point not in one vast burst, but in a controlled and relentless march. The physical universe keeps expanding under the pressure of this march of the zeros, and eventually the expansion becomes so extreme that the gravity (inter-particle attraction) created within the physical universe is overcome. All matter disintegrates into isolated atoms. As the march and the expansion goes on, even the forc es that hold atoms together – electromagnetism and the weak and strong nuclear forc es – are defeated, and matter disappears entirely from the universe, leaving only…ZEROS. 5) In other words, the universe comes from zero, creates infinite numbers between zero and infinity, and then returns them all to zero. The universe begins and ends with infinite zeros. 6) Pythagoras is gloriously vindicated. The evolution of the universe can be tracked purely according to the evolution of the number zero into all other numbers. But the arche isn’t all numbers, so much as one number – zero, the number of the monad. As we said, these Pythagorean zeros are not “mere” numbers. They are elemental minds; beings. They are monads. They are SOULS. They are ALIVE. Each monad has infinite potential, infinite mental capacity, infinite room for knowledge storage and memory. Each monad has one ambition: to convert maximum potential into maximum actualisation – to convert itself from a blank soul into GOD. Every other monad has exactly the same intent. Infinite monads want to become infinite Gods. The universe is nothing but a mathematical formula on a cosmic scale for creating Gods. The universe’s sole purpose is to manufacture Gods. It’s a vast cosmic production line that takes potential and converts it into actualisation. At the end of the universe – the Omega Point – every monad has become God. The universe has attained the condition of the Absolute. It is perfect. It is fully actualised. There is no potential left to be converted. The universe began as infinite blank zeros, and ended as infinite full zeros. And then what happens? The God Universe enjoys its perfection as long as it can, but bliss is not eternal. The process of converting potential to actualisation is in fact the greatest bliss that can be attained. Bliss evaporates when all potential has been optimised. The God Universe then has only one option: Divine Suicide. And so the whole process begins again, and it can never end. This is an infinite system from which there is no escape. Existence can never cease. Zeros – monads, souls – can never be annihilated. They must choose how to handle eternal existence. That is the supreme question. What is the best way to live an eternal life? The universe has given its answer. Had any final, permanent state of the universe been possible and desirable, we would already have attained it since eternity has already preceded this moment. And eternity stretches before us too. The universe has decreed that the greatest pleasure, the maximum bliss, is to forever complete the cosmic journey from maximum potential to maximum actualisation: for “blank zero” to become all numbers between zero and infinity and be transformed into “full zero”. Completing this journey is the cosmic orgasm, and the universe has no interest other than attaining this cosmic orgasm an infinite number of times. Are we humans not driven in exactly the same way? We all want orgasm after orgasm, with the perfect, most attractive partners. Is that not what haunts our imagination, what we long for? Do we ever want it to stop? Do we want one perfect orgasm that will sate our desire for any further orgasms? No! We never want the orgasms to cease. We don’t want a final blissful state. The pursuit – forever – of more and better orgasms defines us. As above, so below."