pudgy

Updated July 2024Well, I haven't touched this bio in years, but I'll mostly leave it be.I've started using anal toys recently, and someone asked me about oneof them today, so I said I'd post the amazon links for the ones I useonline. So, here they are:. They're all under 30 bucks.VibratingAnal Beads Butt Plug  This is one of the first ones I ever used. I picked it because it waskinda narrow, and I had no anal penetration experience before. Ifigured this would be a good one to get started with. This has severalvibration modes, but no app.After awhile I decided to graduate to a more advanced device, so I gotthe following 3 over the course of a couple of months.The 3 are all controlled by the same app. The app does other shitbesides controlling the device, but I never use the other functions.ThrustingAnal Plug with 2 Vibrating Cock RingThis is the most complicated one I've got. I had to cut the two ringsbecause it was way too hard to get them both on, Now there's just onebig ring, that I wrap it aroundmy both by cock and balls. This one vibrates and thrusts and it can bepretty intense.Adult ToysThrusting Wiggling Butt PlugThis one says it's thrusting but it really just wiggles.ThrustingButt Plug Anal Sex Toys And this one is just what it says.TLDRsummary: 60-something year old fat man. short, but fat dick. kinda bi,I've sucked a few cocks. love porn. love a big dick. love to whack off.About MeHi.I'm kind of a bear in appearance, but I'm not gay. (heh, though thesedays I'm starting to wonder.)Need to point out something to avoid any confusion...I can't ejaculateYou won't see any cum on my cam, but you'll see me orgasm. I had myprostate gland removed because of cancer, and the prostate is the thingthat actually creates the seminal fluid (jizz). So, no prostate, nogoo.So that's why you won't see any when I cum.However, I do occasionally shoot what I assume is urine, though itdoesn't really smell. It can be quite a lot sometimes.Anyway, hope that doesn't make you decide to not watch. I noticed thata lot of guys, when they come online, don't have much reaction otherthan to shoot. Not very erotic if you ask me. Me, I come close tofainting and falling off the chair half the time - it's that intensefor me. And if you can turn your speakers on, do so. My mike is on. AndI'm a moaner.And a side note. Because of the nerve damage I suffered from theprostate operation, I can't get hard unless I stroke myself (90% of thetime) so my hardon sometimes fades while on cam, but it comes backSmall to average sized dick I don't have one of these wonderful, massive cocks that seem to be allover chaturbate. It's just a normal everyman's cock. People seem tolike my balls though. :-)TippingI am not averse to tips, though usually I'll do something if you asknicely. Just don't get pushy. Very annoying.Funny looking groin/thigh areaI've lost 120 pounds in the last year. A consequence of fast weightloss, especially for an old coot like me, is to have very saggy skin incertain places. So, you may notice, if I stand up, that I've got somenasty flab on my inner thighs and around my cock. It's not verynoticable when I'm sitting, which is what I'm usually doing.Panties/undiesSo, along with new found desire to suck some cock, I've also discoveredthat I like wearing sexy undies, mens or womens. Unfortunately, atleast for now, any fancy undie you see me in is my own, not from a gfor anyone. I'll work on that.Listening InOne of the hotter things on chaturbate is hearing the cammer. But ifyou're like me and you have multiple tabs open, you can't haveeveryone's audio on because then it's just a big mess.I'm worth listening to I think. Usually have good music in thebackground, and like I said earlier, I'm a moaner. Anyways, welcome to another old man wankin' on the internet!So, explain to me again why your dick is on the internet? In ladiesundies no less?I've recently come to the conclusion that I would like to suck a cockor two. I consider myself straight and have never been with a guy.What's been interesting has been to find out how common this apparentlyis.Also, someone should notify CNN and middle america that there are awhole bunch of older men , accomplished and sometimes married withkids, who like to spend their time wanking online to other men wankingonline. And they want to suck big cock.The last couple of weeks has really been an experience for me. Apersonal sexual revolution. I've had a pretty unadventurous sex life for most of my life. Straight.Monogamous. Bad marriage with not much sex. So, why, in the past couple of weeks have I become determined to find amale sexual partner, started broadcasting my naked dick on the internetand taken a keen interest in wearing sexy underwear - including women'spanties?Fuck if I know, but it's been very fun!update The hunt starts in earnest.So, I'm pursuing my first cock with a fair amount of determination.I've made a friend on Growlr who I think I've made tentative plans tomeet with on 12/1. Have to confirm. He knows I'm on chaturbate and haswatched me, and might be reading this. I haven't told him yet that Imight be writing about my experiences (since I hadn't really thoughtabout it until now) so I hope he's ok with it. No more details there. But I also signed up with silverdaddies.com, and jeezuz it feels likefishing in a loaded trout pond. I've found 3 possible people already,all a few miles from me. Already came across one creep that started outok but then quickly went south, so I told him thanks but no thanks. Ineed to be careful. But to all you straights out there who have never entered the gaydating circuit, let me tell you, gays have it over us straights by ahundred times. I've been on OK Cupid for many years and it's so hard toget anywhere there. It's such an elaborate dance - a dance that I justsucked at, and was scared to participate in most times. (meaning: No.Pudgy has not had a lot of lady friends.) Gays put all that bullshitaside. If they're looking for sex, they're just tell you, right upfront. It's so fucking refreshing you have no idea. Plus they immediately gointo preferences. In fact, in the two palces I've signed up for so far,GHrowlr and silverdaddies, your sexual preferences are part of your goddamn profile. Which is exactly where they should be. So anyways, things are looking hopeful, and maybe I'll have new newsnext week. Stay tuned and remember - Watch my crotch!update Gay bi straight whaaaaaat?I just ended (or had ended for me) a pretty intense but shortrelationship with a woman. She was divorced, and when telling me abouther life, she saidthe decision was made by her to divorce instantly when she saw herhusbandjerking off to a guy jerking off on his pc. This was like 10 years ago.Anyways, the subject of her husband's gayness came up occasionally, andI would askagain about what he actually did, and she just mentioned the jerkingoff. AndI got to thinking - her husband's not gay, at least not based on thatone timething. But she had no evidence otherwise - she just decided that a guyjerking offwhile watching a guy must mean you're gay. She was otherwise a prettysmartlady. Believe me, I had no idea this story would become so apropos to my ownlife. :)update: SilverdaddiesThe amount of action I'm getting on silverdaddies is fucking crazy. Ithink I have to stop answering.update: Cock in my mouthFinally did it. It was awesome and I can see how I could easily turninto a cock slut. Thanks buddy for being my first and being sounderstanding.update: Another cock in my mouthSo, the other night I hooked up with a tranny I met on silverdaddies.It was so fucking hot. jeezus. I've got some other prospects for thisweek too.Life is good. :)