Your favorite masturbationist

Hello and welcome to my room !
FAQ :
1- How big is your penis ?A- Exactly the size you see.
2- Which toy do you recommend to buy ?A- I am not sponsored by any brand, I don't give toy recommendation, sorry.
3- Do you PM ?A- Only with women, sorry guys.
4- Why do you have that many masturbators?A- Well... why not?
5- Do they all really feel different? Can you tell the difference between each one of them?A- Yes I can! They all offer a very unique masturbation experience.
6- Which is your favorite masturbator?A- I like too many to choose one
7- Do you ejaculate inside or outside your Fleshlights?A- Mostly outside.
8- What is your penis size?A- It's exactly the size you see !
About me :- Just someone who likes to masturbate with the coolest collection of masturbators you'll see !- I like women and I am single ;- I am very Pro-Masturbation !- Polite and casual turns me on ;- I do not show my face and I will not justify myself about that. It is like that ;- I am attracted to anything between slim to curvy ;- The red thing is a space heater ;- I don't suck my own penis ;- I won't spit on my penis ;- I hate being called daddy / papi / bb ;- I keep my shirt/robe on ;- Don't be pushy it's useless ;- I will rarely accept private shows ;- You are the 10,000th to say you wish you'd replace my toys ;- Comments such as ‘nice asshole’, ‘nice hole’ and 'nice dick' are nothing special and don't turn me on, you can do better ;- Comments like "I wish I was licking/sucking/riding" are not a turn on either, and will remain ignored ;- I'm not a slave. You'd rather treat me like a friend ;- Compliments are very appreciated (tips too) ;- Why do you pretend to speak English if all you know is "sweet sexy hot bb suck dick" ? (it's very boring)- If you are a lady, and we get along, you could be my reason to masturbate.- I'm deeply sapiosexual. Kindness, empathy and intelligence are my main sexual triggers.
Be natural. Be polite. PLEASE!
Enjoy the view :)
P.S.: I could use my sarcasm against you if you disrespect my rules :)P.S.2: Bonus points if you can write properly!P.S.3: I'm not sponsored and will not do masturbator recommendation