Eva ? Mina

i'm Eva. some nights i'm Mina, we take turns, the goal name says who's on.
true things about me: i cook better than i admit, i run because it's the only time my head goes quiet, and i'm saving to move to Japan. not as a holiday, as an address: a flat, a train i take every day, knowing which konbini has the good onigiri. everyone says start with the language, so i started with the language, and it's going badly.
i talk more than i undress, and the people who stay figure that out fast. here for the show and nothing else? that's fine, the menu is right there. but say something actually interesting and i'll still remember it tomorrow.
short version of my rules: be polite to me and to everyone in here, rude leaves. don't ask for things that aren't in the menu, if it's not there the answer is no. everything has a price, and the price is the same for everyone, always.
my knights are my moderators and nobody pays them, they do it because they like this place. be nice to them, they're nicer than i am ;) x