Sleasy P. Martini

Hi everyone! So, funny story, I'm actually here by accident. Years back, my now, X-wife had a broken hip. This made it so I had to take care of it myself. You can only watch so much porn before it's just a blur so I found myself on CB browsing all the tastiness. At some point I was watching a private show and the lady asked to see me. I had never even used a webcam for anything at that point, so it took me a bit to figure out. Not an easy feat when all of your brain fluid is stuck in your boner. Anyway, I did my thing for about an hour or so, watching her cam, when I was done, I realized I set my cam as an exhibitionist and had about 300 people watching, all wondering why they couldn't tip, along with a bunch of really flattering comments. If anyone had told me I should show my cock online for money, I would have said, "Na, Probably not my thing." Well, I was wrong as fuck, this is awesome! Been a while since I was on here so I had to build a new profile. I love chatting all kinds of subjects. I'm a mix of evil genius, comedian and pervert. I'm also a designer and an ecologist.